PARIS HILTON SHOW OFF HER BEST FRENZ FAMILY PICTURE AT MTV AWARD 2008 RED CARPET....

Pulau Selirong Trip On 23th August 2008 With BSRC Photography

Have Fun Riding!

Flora & Fauna

Hundred Years Old

Cool Sights

Long Journeys!

Lapang

Which Way...

Smell Fishy Around Here.

Looking For Ikan Sumpit²

On The Way..

With Aku & His Toys!

Hehehehe....

Long Way To Go!

Feel mcm wayang Nam Of Duty ja.. With Ranger Hutan!

3 Dimensions

Abg Ranger @ Salut Yo...

Miss Ferrari & Sponsor by Vodafone.

Semangat Membara Team.

Puak Etnik (Tidak diketahui asal-usulnya) yang dipercayai hampir pupus. Dipercayai hanya tinggal 3 keluarga di Pulau Selirong. Ini ada salah satu puak yang tinggal dan mengikuti perkembangan kemodenan. Mereka juga berbesar hati mengikuti rombongan BSRC Photgrapher kedalam hutan mereka.

Tugu- Tempat memerangkap ikan ketika air surut di hujung muara..

Merambat

Me, My D80, Control-Room all by myself...

Zamri.. A Guy With A Cool Image.. My Victim For Today!

Raven Security Services

"To Serves & To Guard"

"Here Is My Model... Zamri aka Mr Cool Raven"

Shari Safety Helmet.. He Put His Helmet On Top Of Mess Room A/C.

(Good idea to let your head cool before doing work outside control room by cooling down the helmet first..Brilliant)

Gotcha! I Saw What You Did On Our CCTV.

Ahem! Our Future TOS

'Safety Is First Priorty In BSP'

Our Female PTW Coordinator, Kinda SHY!

My Entry Pass At SCOT Security Post 1

My T-Card From Different Angle

My T Card No 42 wit E.R label (Emergency Response)

Fill in the Movement Sheet.. Hourly!

Panelman Handover Book

Argh... Today is sunday a weekend 2nd of August, Kinda a bored day coz i'm alone in the controlroom...
All my collouges bz with ACW outside control room... They planting new flower, housekeeping scot area but still i stuck inside the controlroom.. It been half year stuck with DCS, PC & CCTV (Hehehehe... I like to play around with our CCTV.. Very Powerful Camera).

So i shot some photo to show how boring i'm today....

Selamat Tahun Hijrah

Alhamdulillah at last my shift supervisior hijrah from long hair to short hair... He kept his hair almost 2yrs... Many of our colleague very suprised when they saw him during his first day shift today especially our HOT. He did promise to one our colleague that he will cut his hair after our last 2weeks night shift, On that night, Me.. Roziman & Zainurin (Our Shift Supervisior) hear a ceramah about a guy with long hair is haraam in Islam because it reflect like a female.
As for me, It give me more respect & humble with his COURAGE with the promised that he made.... Syabass... Jai...

What is Hijrah?

Hijrah means migration. The Hijrah refers specifically to Muhammad’s flight from Mecca to Medina, which occurred in 622 CE. Muhammad’s teachings were not well received in Mecca, which ironically became the most holy of cities to the religion of Islam.
With his followers, Muhammad fled to Medina, called Yathrib at the time, and the Islamic religion likely owes its survival to the Hijrah. In Medina, the teachings of Muhammad gained a larger, and much more receptive audience. Thus the Hijrah is to many the time at which Islam becomes an established religion.
Medina did allow the fledgling Islamic adherents to raise their children in relative peace, and to develop the principles that would govern their society. Further, Medina allowed Islam to mature and gain strength as a community. This resulted in a mature and active Islam that would soon be an extremely strong force in the area now called Saudi Arabia.
For this reason, the Hijrah marks the beginning of the Muslim calendar each year. The Muslim calendar is based on lunar cycles, which makes it difficult to correspond with traditional Gregorian calendars. Thus, the date for the beginning of the first month of the year changes annually.
In fact the calendar of Islam is often called the Hijrah calendar, because of its legendary start. Muslims do not technically celebrate the “New Year” as it is done in the Western world. However, the beginning of the Hijrah calendar is a time of reflection on the strength of Islam, and on one’s own life.
Today the term Hijrah may not only refer to “the Hijrah” but also to any migration that allows one to raise one’s family in a more Islamic centered culture. Hijrah can also signify striking off on a new path that allows one to become a better person. A person who has committed acts considered sinful might make the Hijrah to a life free of sin. Thus the Hijrah can be either a physical or spiritual migration.

Have A Break!

'A day without laughter is a day wasted.'


Happy August Month, Hope This Month Will Promising A Wonderful Months....

Ah.. This eMail had rooming my mailbox since August last year.. I really like it & seem to be true happen in the malaysia film industry.. I guess.. (Ahaks...Hahaha...)

Apa² pun i would to share with you all... Read it & you will give a smile after reading it! Enjoy...


Berikut adalah perbezaan antara filem/drama MELAYU, CINA dan INDIA.

Drama/Filem Melayu

1. 80% jalan cerita berkisar tentang:

a.Cinta.

b.Cinta 3 segi.

c.Cinta 4 segi.

d.Anak-anak rebut harta pusaka.

e.Kalau keluarga kaya, anak2 rebut sapa nak gantikan Tan Sri (ayah) jadi Pengerusi, CEO atau Presiden syarikat.

2. Walau pun cerita pasal awek kilang, rumah awek kilang ni mesti complete furnished.

Ada TV 29", Home Teatre, peti sejuk besar, set sofa mewah.(Director tak buat homework ker? Pegi la tengok umah awek kilang kat Sungei Way tu).

3. Cerita polis lak, dialah pegawai penyiasat, dialah jadi forensic,dialah jadi pathologist, dialah yang gi ambush. Semuanya DIA yang buat. Polis lak dialog pakai bahasa buku. "Saya rasa kita patut siasat dengan lebih terperinci tuan". Betul cadangan awak itu. Kita bertindak sekarang".

4. Kalau cerita pasal Construction, bawak satu pelan gulung, pakai topi KUNING, tunjuk-tunjuk kat bangunan tengah buat, discuss dengan'kepala' Indon komplen kenapa projek lambat siap kat Indon tadi. (Topi kuning utk pekerja buruh la bang ).

5. Adegan doktor kat Wad check pesakit. Ambik fail hujung katil,selak-selak. Dialog wajib : "Kesihatan awak bertambah baik. Banyakkan berehat dan jangan lupa makan ubat ". ( Woi bang, tengokla cerita ER tu, Dr ada medical terms dia ).

6. Adegan kat umah. Ayah mesti tengah baca paper, Mak mesti tengah menjahit atau lipat baju. Orang gaji tengah basuh pinggan. Orang gaji mesti nama dia Mak Nab atau Mak Jah.

7. Nak panjangkan rakaman filem mesti ada adegan kereta sampai kat umah,bukak pintu kereta, bukak pintu pagar, masuk balik kereta, drive masuk car porch, keluar, tutup pintu pagar.

8. Adegan sembahyang mesti dah salam akhir or adegan mengaji Quran mesti dah sampai part sadakallah hulazim. ( Cover line kot ).

9. Gangster atau kuncu orang jahat mesti pakai baju takder lengan, pakai rantai dan pakai bracelet.

10. Nak bagi sedih gila, mesti buat adegan dah tahu nak mati pasal kena barah otak.


Drama/Filem Cina.

1. Cerita Kungfu, hero terror boleh terbang. Tapi sambung pengembaraan mesti jalan kaki. Apsal tak terbang jek. Kan cepat sampai.

2. Hero mesti miskin gila. Tapi mesti ada sekeping or 2 keping duit siling kat celah lengan besar jubah dia.

3. Kalau cerita moden hero boleh lawan dan tewaskan 30 orang penjahat serentak.

4. Biasalah, kalau kena tembak mesti kat bahu or kat kaki. Tak mati.

5. Heroin mesti jadi bini or girlfriend boss penjahat dan jatuh cinta kat hero.

6. Hero mesti menembak pakai 2 pistol, kiri dan kanan. Macam Chow Yuen Fatt dalam filem 'A Better Tomorrow'. Tapi best ooo.....

7. Pistol hero mesti peluru tak habis2. Tak payah reload.

8. Cerita hantu, hantu dia biasanya pakai bedak muka tebal2 dan hitamkan keliling mata. Kat bibir ada darah meleleh. ( Tak seram pun ).

9. Kalau cerita lucu plak, mesti ada adegan air liur meleleh keluar mulut macam air paip.

10. Cerita Blue dia pun tak best. Awek mengerang jek lebih.


Drama/Filem India/Hindustan.

1. Biasalah, kebanyakan cerita bermula dengan 2 beradik terpisah. Sorang di bela oleh orang jahat dan sorang lagi dibela oleh orang baik. Dah besar, abang jadi Inspektor Sahab dan adik jadi gangster. Nak abih cerita mesti adik kena tembak ngan abang dan waktu nazak baru si abang tahu yang dia tembak tadi adalah adiknya sendiri melalui tandaparut.

2. Orang jahat digambarkan tersangat jahat sampai lembu pun takut.

3. Selalunya depa suka ciplak bulat2 filem barat macam Pretty Woman,Face Off dan Heat.

4. Paling pendek pun jangkamasa tayangan adalah 3 jam.

5. Orang jahat dan hero payah nak mati walaupun kepala dah kena ketuk dengan tukul besi.

6. Hero tak kena tembak walaupun ditembak dari jarak satu kaki.

7. Adegan joget sambil menyanyi akan melibatkan penari iringan seramai satu kampong dan bertukar 7 atau 8 pasang pakaian untuk setiaplokasi hanya untuk satu lagu.

8. Adegan keretapi tak leh tertinggal. Joget reramai sampai atas bumbung keretapi.

9. Kalau cerita moden, dialog mesti bercampur bahasa omputeh dan Hindi.Contoh ' I'm sorry. I didn't know that na pere tom he cha....bla....bla.... bla...'.

10. Biasanya plot dan jalan cerita da boleh baca apa penyudahnya. Tu yang pelik ramai plak yang tunggu sampai abih.

Sekian laporan ikhlas untuk pedoman tuan2 director filem.


Yang benar,

Ah yau Jengkol Spielberg.
( Sepupu tiri sebelah nenek sedara Steven Spielberg ).